Dick's Last Resort tax day specials, cash prizes, $2 Kamikazes, live music and more!

Dick’s Last Resort in Quincy Market is celebrating tax day (April 15) with some fun food and drink specials:

Write Off Your 1040 Woes With A Lump-Sum Rollover of Good Fun

In the town where taxation was once the watch-cry for revolution, Dick’s Last Resort in Quincy Market will be rewarding all taxpayers with a unique Tax Day “Extension Extravaganza” celebration on Thursday, April 15. Call for 617-267-8080 to make reservations.

The most taxing day of the year will yield special food items, celebratory beverages and a “Toss Your Taxes” competition offering a prize of $50 Cold Hard Cash — to be enjoyed whether your income is gross or not.

Live entertainment will be provided by Brian Locher from 7 – 10 P.M.

Adjust Your Depreciation With Great Food To help taxpayers ease their fiscal burdens, Dick’s is servin’ up the following tasty specials:

-$10.40 Pork Barrel Spending 1/2 rack of Dick’s juicy Barbecued Pork Ribs

-Green Back Salad – $10.99 Dick’s Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad

-Fried Income Tax Credits – $6.99 Dick’s own Fried Alligator Bites, served with Chipotle Ranch Sauce for dipping.

-Uncle “SAM” WICH (until 4 p.m.) – $6.99 Build your own Chicken Sandwich

Build Interest With Special Beverages Whether Line 60 on your 1040 makes you grim or grimace, kick back and enjoy:

-a W$2 Kamikaze (Attack the occasion with equal parts of Vodka, Triple Sec and Lime Juice)
or
- a $3 Screwdriver (Aptly named for the day, no?)

Profit By Winning Stuff

Enter Dick’s “Toss Your Taxes” Contest and have a shot at winning $50 Cold Hard Cash.

But Holy Penalty Form, there’s more ! All Dick’s friends ( . . . those who itemize along with those who don’t ) get discounted parking at The Garage at 75 State Street ! Just have your parking ticket validated by one of Dick’s terribly taxing staffers. (Does the big guy know how to cut your loses, or what?)

So whether Uncle Sam plunks you down in the plus or minus column, you can commiserate and / or celebrate with the always out-of-product crowd at Dick’s.